Megan's list of Five
OK, here's my rebuttal to Sterling's list of five women he's allowed to sleep with. First off is Eddie Vedder-he will always be at the top of my list, especially because I really don't think Sterling would mind if I actually had Eddie's love child. He loves him as much as I do!
Next up is Wentworth Miller from Prison Break. He is just so hot!!!!
Tim McGraw is on the list because he is America's Sexiest Husband. Who wouldn't want to wake up to him every morning?
Of course I have to include someone from the cast of Lost. If I was going to be stranded on a tropical island, and it wasn't with my husband, Josh Holloway would probably be my second choice!!!
Rounding out the list is the amazing Chris Cornell. His amazing voice makes him beautiful to me! He's another man that could impregnate me without Sterling getting too upset. Musical idols seem to have that affect on him!
Next up is Wentworth Miller from Prison Break. He is just so hot!!!!
Tim McGraw is on the list because he is America's Sexiest Husband. Who wouldn't want to wake up to him every morning?
Of course I have to include someone from the cast of Lost. If I was going to be stranded on a tropical island, and it wasn't with my husband, Josh Holloway would probably be my second choice!!!
Rounding out the list is the amazing Chris Cornell. His amazing voice makes him beautiful to me! He's another man that could impregnate me without Sterling getting too upset. Musical idols seem to have that affect on him!
posted by Sterling at 9:22 AM
1 Comments:
Well, I suppose you'll do who you have to do. Since you're a country girl I'm willing to let the Tim McGraw thing slide...as long as I get to watch.
Where the hell did you get that Chris Cornell Pic?! He looks look that Blow-Dried, over dyed, Winona Screwing (formerly - they broke up)Dave Pirner from Suck Asylum, ahem...Soul Asylem. Sorry.
So for the sake of "getting in on the action" as they say, I'm including my list of Top 5 Porn Actresses that I'd "do" given the opportunity.
1.) Janine Lindemulder - HOLY SHIT. Trashy, covered in tatoos now - full on muff diver and who wouldn't want Sloppy Seconds after Jesse James! COME ON DON"T LIE TO YOURSELF.
2.)Ashley Blue - argueably the filthiest actress in the valley. I'm not even gonna get into it. If you have to know - go find out for yourself. Truly depraved, immaculate. muahahahaha.
3.)Chasey Lain - She doesn't really look like a porn star...I mean at first.. hehehehehe
4.)Jill Kelly - What can I say. I'm into the old broads
5.)Elizabeth Hurly - I know, I know, she's not a porn star...but she could be. Liz, call me we'll work on it.
Laters,
B
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