The Hiatus is Over

After much complaining from my widespread audience (aka Jessica), I have decided to resume posting. It has taken me this long to recover from my wife's Tim McGraw guest post. ,
Let's start with this week's job o' the week segment and since Last Comic Standing's fourth season began tonight... duh I want to be the next great comic. After careful consideration I've decided that I want to be the next Tim Allen. Well,really the next Andrew Dice Clay. After all,one of my goals in writing is to be banned, deported or just plain poorly looked upon in at least one country of this world. The title of my first childrens book is "Why is Mommy buring Daddy in the Garden?" followed by the sure to be a hit, "Mommy, why do old people smell funny"?.
So let me be the comic that says, "Hey if gay people think they can do better at being married, go for it. its not like those damn christians are so damn good at it, those paranoid fucks... well I just started this so give me some time to work on my delivery.
Laters,
The Super One

Flan in a Can

We just got home from our local "hole in the wall" Mexican restaurant. The food is awesome, and the people watching is even better. Tonight I got a great view of the backside of a less than hot middle aged women. It's bad enough when chicks where those bandana shirts that barely cover the front and don't cover the back at all, but it's even worse when they don't come even close to having the body to wear such a thing. The best though, was when Megan ordered their new "homemade" flan. It looked so good in the picture, but when the waiter brought it to the table, you could see the ridges on it,ya know, like cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving. I've never seen homemade flan with "just squeezed from the can" ridges on it. Disgusting.

Pearl Jam

Got the tickets to both concerts, I could care less about huckleberry.... err I mean Tom Petty, but a brother's got to do what he's got to do!!!!
The SC

AVS in a hole

Well the hockey season is almost over for the AVS. They just can't get it done against the Goonies of Buttheim. Hey at least there are the Rockies!!!!
The superone

Happy May!!!

Well another month has flown by, another month another dollar in debt!!! If anyone needs someone to sit around and eat all your food and get paid $20 an hour, I am your man. I will clean a bit, but mostly just lie about.
But really, hey I've read some books lately that could have sure used a editor or maybe even a full on ghost writer, I can do that.
Let me know!!!!
The SC