The Hiatus is Over

After much complaining from my widespread audience (aka Jessica), I have decided to resume posting. It has taken me this long to recover from my wife's Tim McGraw guest post. ,
Let's start with this week's job o' the week segment and since Last Comic Standing's fourth season began tonight... duh I want to be the next great comic. After careful consideration I've decided that I want to be the next Tim Allen. Well,really the next Andrew Dice Clay. After all,one of my goals in writing is to be banned, deported or just plain poorly looked upon in at least one country of this world. The title of my first childrens book is "Why is Mommy buring Daddy in the Garden?" followed by the sure to be a hit, "Mommy, why do old people smell funny"?.
So let me be the comic that says, "Hey if gay people think they can do better at being married, go for it. its not like those damn christians are so damn good at it, those paranoid fucks... well I just started this so give me some time to work on my delivery.
Laters,
The Super One