Justins World!

There has yet to be an entry for the book, but its coming. This working for a living shit is for the birds, but by the end of May the first chapter will be up for viewing in the sidebar.........Thanks for your support!
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Pearl Jam!

The new Pearl Jam is sick. Yes I have it already, as if by good fan Karma my copy has already arrived and it is great song 1 thru 13. I try not to rate the different records, but let me say this one is up there with hard hitting political satire and slower melodic numbers. This is good shit....
buy it!!!!!!!!!!
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Is it the end of the week?

This week can be over now!!! Stupid drivers, stupid people and stupid everything else in between. Can people be so blind all the time? So freakin concerned with their own shit, their own issues that they can't even for a minute look around and think about someone else!!!
Think about it!!!
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First I'm So Sorry!

I did not realize that this blog would ever sink to the depths of having..... Hillbillies on it. Whitetrash, sure you can expect something like that here, but a freakin yodeling hillbilly who can't even write his own songs..... And is in a rap song..... All I can say is I'm sorry.............................
P.S. and nice freaking chest hair, go to Kmart, buy a t-shirt and cover yourself man.
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Megan's list of Five

OK, here's my rebuttal to Sterling's list of five women he's allowed to sleep with. First off is Eddie Vedder-he will always be at the top of my list, especially because I really don't think Sterling would mind if I actually had Eddie's love child. He loves him as much as I do!


Next up is Wentworth Miller from Prison Break. He is just so hot!!!!
Tim McGraw is on the list because he is America's Sexiest Husband. Who wouldn't want to wake up to him every morning?

Of course I have to include someone from the cast of Lost. If I was going to be stranded on a tropical island, and it wasn't with my husband, Josh Holloway would probably be my second choice!!!

Rounding out the list is the amazing Chris Cornell. His amazing voice makes him beautiful to me! He's another man that could impregnate me without Sterling getting too upset. Musical idols seem to have that affect on him!

Go AVS!!!!!!!!!!

DOWN WITH DALLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Freaking Sunday............ I'll be on more during the next week since I do not have a test to not study for! Things I would like to discuss this week; the state of the global political economy, the religious right in Americas goal of the abolishment of free will, sex, drugs and rock and roll and how the main stream media in our fine US of A is whacked and now is nothing more than the hand puppet of corporate America............
Rock the word,
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OF freaking course!!!

I knew the glam rock news would not return my queries. Just goes to show its all about the flash and the we did it first and not so much about the truth. Fascist bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have more to say about it later but I got shit to do.......................................

Damn that Jodi Brooks!!!!!

Well even though I've been a big Jodi Brooks fan for a while, she blew up my company in a news report on the 18th of April. Although a driver did have his CAR stole at the 24HR Fitness, along with numerous others in that parking lot over the past few years, she failed to mention that the car was recovered and we knew within a few hundred feet where the stolen items were according to a GPS phone that was also taken. Yet the Denver police claimed they did not have probable cause to search the address in question, and I feel its lame she did not contact my company for a quote....
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Quote of the day!!!

"If you don't win, you lose!" Ancient Philosopher.

Bad Novels

here's another email worthy of sharing with the public..........

Only the first line - Bad Novels

These are this year's winners of the Bulwer-Lytton
contest, AKA "Dark and Stormy Night Contest" (run
by the English Dept. of San Jose State
University), wherein one writes only the first line
of a bad novel:

10) "As a scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he
were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he
would never hear the end of it."

9) "Just beyond the Narrows, the river widens."

8) "With a curvaceous figure that Venus would have
envied, a tanned,
unblemished oval face framed with lustrous thick
brown hair, deep
azure-blue eyes fringed with long black lashes,
perfect teeth that vied for competition, and a small
straight nose, Marilee had a beauty that defied
description."

7) "Andre, a simple peasant, had only one thing on
his mind as he crept
along the East wall: 'Andre creep... Andre creep...
Andre creep.' "

6) "Stanislaus Smedley, a man always on the cutting
edge of narcissism, was about to give his body and
soul to a back alley sex-change surgeon to become
the woman he loved."

5) "Although Sarah had an abnormal fear of mice, it
did not keep her from eeking out a living at a local
pet store."

4) "Stanley looked quite bored and somewhat
detached, but then penguins often do."

3) "Like an over-ripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with
cottage cheese, the corpulent remains of Santa Claus
lay dead on the hotel floor."

2) "Mike Hardware was the kind of private eye who
didn't know the
meaning of the word 'fear'; a man who could laugh in
the face of danger
and spit in the eye of death -- in short, a moron
with suicidal tendencies."


AND THE WINNER IS...

1) "The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside
darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with
sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window,
revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat,
crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the
sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her,
disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception,
screaming madly, 'You lied!"

Denver Driving Tips!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are some helpful tips while driving in Denver that can be used anywhere else too!
1. Use your turn signals! A turn signal does not mean you should speed up so I can't get over, it alerts the other drivers that in fact someone needs to change lanes or make a turn.
2. Have a driving agenda! Nothing is more frustrating than someone with no driving agenda, if you can buy a fifty thousand dollar SUV, you can spend thirty bucks on a map book. Even better use MSN, Yahoo or Mapquest and figure out where you are going or if you don't have anywhere to be....STAY THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD SINCE SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE SHIT TO DO!!!
3.Pay attention. Driving is dangerous as it is, don't be texting or talking if you can't concentrate on the road. You should be looking ahead of your car at least 15 seconds to keep the situation in control, if you're just watching the car in front of you, you can't see what they see, and if you wait for them to slam on their brakes, its already too late for you.

More later............
Super

Quote of the Day!!!!!!!!!

"Defy Authority." Unknown.

Stupid People

I got this in an email and thought it was worthy of sharing.......

9 Things I Hate About Everyone


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their fanny to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". bRight! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

Quote of the Day!!!

"Lather, Rinse, repeat if needed." Shampoo bottle..............

The Easter Bunny Needs to Die

What does the Easter Bunny have to do with the true meaning of Easter? I bet if you asked the average American, they couldn't even tell you what the true meaning of Easter is. I tried to go to Target today and it was closed- for Easter! Do you think all of those Target employees were at home today thanking their lucky stars that Jesus died on a cross for their sins and then resurrected himself three days later? Doubtful. But I can almost guarantee they were all at home stuffing there faces with food. Ok, so I stuffed my face too, but my point is, hasn't Easter really lost it's meaning? Do we really need to celebrate it as a National holiday? I guess if celebrating Easter gave me an extra day off of work a year maybe I wouldn't be so bitter. All I know is I wanted to run into Target and buy a few damn things today, and I couldn't because people were at home celebrating something that most of them don't understand. I really don't remember reading about the Easter Bunny in the Bible, and I don't recall ever hearing about him being at the crucifixion of Christ. HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!!

Sterling's Annual Haircut

Hi! I'm Megan, Sterling's wife. After much kicking and screaming on Sterling's part, I convinced him that today was the day for his annual haircut. Why not? I believe the last cut was actually May of last year, so that would make this his second cut in a year's time. Any of you who know Sterling, also know that hygiene isn't his first priority. That's okay with me because he is pretty hot and he never smells bad. I even love long hair on guys, but it was just starting to get a little unruly. The last time we cut it was in Oklahoma when my stepmom Vicky and I used horse clippers on his poor, unsuspecting head. This time I used regular hair clippers, but I can't believe that he let me do this to him again! I mean it is shorter, but I don't exactly have much barber experience. Ok, I have absolutely no barber experience. I have a feeling that he might end up taking a trip to Great Clips before all is said and done!

Quote of the Day!!!

"Life is just a metaphor for Death," The Book of Don

the first of many lists to come

The first installment of the list is known as "the five"- a list made up of the five famous women I have permission to sleep with if the opportunity ever arises. And for those of you who might find this a little sexist or chauvinistic, this post was my wife's idea!
Emily Procter
Poppy Montgomery
Sister Mary Jane
Emmanuele Chriqui
Rachel Weisz

*Stay tuned for Megan's inevitable rebuttal list!!!!!

The Quote of the Day!!!!!!

"Stoned, Ripped, Twisted.... Good People." Hunter S. Thompson.

This is really the quote of my life so far.

Scared New World

Welcome to the first installation of life as seen by the "SuperCourier". As we go on you will learn who I am, what it means to be a SuperCourier and all the many things that piss the aforementioned SuperCourier off. All for now-more to come!